Sparky
Joined: 08 Dec 2003
Posts: 19099
Location: PDX2/11/21 10:23 AM |
Missing Wife [from PL forum]
Husband: My wife is missing. She went mountain biking yesterday and has not come home!
Officer: Age?
Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 25 and 35. We don't do birthdays.
Officer: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
OFFICER: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
OFFICER: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think.
OFFICER: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple of times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
OFFICER: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
OFFICER: What kind of bike is she riding?
Husband: She took my bike.
OFFICER: What kind of bike was it?
Husband: A 2020, manufactured September 16th, pearl white custom-built hardcore titanium Sklar hardtail; with 64.5° HeadTube angle, and a reach of 490... Shimano XTR m9100 drive train,12 speed, 10 -51 cassette, Hopetech 3 E4 brakes with Hope floating rotors, Fox transfer factory dropper post with a wolf-tooth lever, Raceface Atlas stem and the Reaceface Atlas 35 riser bar w/800mm, DMR death grip, Ergon SM enduro saddle, Crankbrothers synthesis E11 carbon 27.5 wheelset with Maxxis DHF 2.6 tire in front and Maxxis recon 2.6 in the rear. Industry 9 Hydra classic CL hubs, and Raceface Chester pedals. A RockShox Lyric RC2 150mm fork.
At this point, the husband started choking up.
OFFICER: Take it easy sir, We'll find your bike.
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