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KerryIrons
Joined: 12 Jan 2004
Posts: 3236
Location: Midland, MI4/16/20 9:08 AM |
Schrodinger's Virus
We all have Schrodinger's Virus now.
Because we cannot get tested, we can't know whether we have the virus or not.
We have to act as if we have the virus so that we don't spread it to others.
We have to act as if we've never had the virus because if we didn't have it, we're not immue.
Therefore we both have and don't have the virus. Thus, Schrodinger's Virus.
If you don't understand this joke, you're never allowed to talk about science again.
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Brian Nystrom
Joined: 26 Jan 2004
Posts: 5101
Location: Nashua, NH4/16/20 10:42 AM |
I like it!
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Sparky
Joined: 08 Dec 2003
Posts: 19079
Location: PDX4/16/20 11:53 AM |
I not only like it, I got it on the first sentence, the rest is redundant really, isn't it. ;)
BTW, brilliant! Can take ownership for this, or is it internets wisdumb?
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Marc N.
Joined: 12 Jan 2004
Posts: 457
Location: Israel4/17/20 3:18 AM |
Coincidentally enough, I`m reading a book now (Dark Matter) that only yesterday was Schrodingers cat an integral part of the story.
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KerryIrons
Joined: 12 Jan 2004
Posts: 3236
Location: Midland, MI4/18/20 9:35 AM |
Internet wisdom
quote:
or is it internets wisdumb?
Somebody posted it to my wife's Facebook. If I could create stuff like this, I would be living in a different world.
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bboston75
Joined: 16 Jan 2004
Posts: 367
Location: philadelphia5/16/20 11:40 AM |
My cat has this virus.
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Sparky
Joined: 08 Dec 2003
Posts: 19079
Location: PDX5/16/20 3:08 PM |
"My cat has this virus."
OK, is it an outside cat, did he get it from someone in your household? Who is handling his quarantine/care etc?
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Brian Nystrom
Joined: 26 Jan 2004
Posts: 5101
Location: Nashua, NH5/16/20 4:40 PM |
Are you sure it doesn't both have it and not have it?
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